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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Trip to alternate universe: Sarah Palin is commissioner

Sarah Palin is in the news today, blaming environmentalists for the Gulf oil spill. Here's what she said on Twitter:
Extreme Greenies:see now why we push"drill,baby,drill"of known reserves&promising finds in safe onshore places like ANWR? Now do you get it?

It was only a few months ago that she was pushing for more offshore oil drilling:
What we need is action — action that results in the job growth and revenue that a robust drilling policy could provide. And let’s not forget that while Interior Department bureaucrats continue to hold up actual offshore drilling from taking place, Russia is moving full steam ahead on Arctic drilling, and China, Russia, and Venezuela are buying leases off the coast of Cuba.

A contradiction? Not to an America-loving American like Sarah Palin. You must be an un-American greenie to see a problem.

As I've mentioned before on numerous occasions, out here where I am, I have access to an infinite number of alternate universes, and believe it or not, there is an alternate universe where Sarah Palin served as baseball commissioner during the time when she and the other owners conspired to keep blacks from playing major league baseball. Soon after she retired, Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier.

I went to that universe and dug up a telegram from ex-Commissioner Palin, and here's what she had to say about Robinson winning the Rookie of the Year Award and leading his team to the World Series:
Black people of America: see now why we always were pushing for you to join us in the major leagues and stop playing in your own leagues? Now do you get it? What took you so long?

Sarah Palin: Twisting reality to suit her needs since 1947.

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