It's about time

I've had my people on Earth lobbying these guys for quite a while, and finally their efforts have come to fruition: I've been inducted into the World Sports Humanitarian Hall of Fame:

“Babe was one of the first Germans to disavow his German heritage during the second world war,” Humanitarian Hall of Fame president Rick Frisch said. “He created a children’s foundation with 10 percent of his estate when he died ... I think there’s a more kinder, gentler Babe Ruth than many people perceive.”

My little girl Julia is going to the ceremony on my behalf. Very touching. I'm a little humbled. No, that's not a tear in my eye! I just plucked a nosehair.