The Babe's Season Preview

All the internets are posting their 2010 season previews, so I figured I gotta jump on the bandwagon. Here are 10 thoughts and predictions for the upcoming baseball season.

1. Yankees all the way
2. MVP: Jeter
3. Cy Young: Sabarthia
4. Rookie of the Year: Montero
5. Who gives a shit about the N.L.
6. Tigers will suck. (Hear that, Cobb?)
7. Biggest mid-season trade: Greinke to the Yanks
8. Biggest surprise: Just how bad the Tigers will suck
9. Biggest dissapointment: That I am physically unable to use an Apple iPad
10. Biggest prediction: Batshit insane Hall of Famer and Senator Jim Bunning (R-Kentucky) will appear on the Senate floor wearing his old Phillies uniform (minus his pants) and introduce legislation to retroactively award his Phillies the 1964 National League pennant. "Now, no one call call us chokers ever again!" he will say, over and over. Bob Gibson will appear out of nowhere and stick one in his ear. It will be the greatest moment in U.S. Senate history.

Just one more day!