Asked and answered part 2

From a column by someone named Danny Cross of something called Cincinnati CityBeat:

It’s often difficult to judge people who lived in different eras because so many things change: Consider that babe Ruth hit 714 home runs without steroids but Barry Bonds hit 762 after America let people who weren’t white play in the games too. Which is more impressive?

Mine.

You know what else was impressive? That I did it all while my body was maintaining a perfect equilibrium among all the venereal diseases that I contracted and the booze and hot dogs I ingested. I truly was a marvel of biology.