Reality check

You know how people sometimes make fun of celebrities for writing books even though they have never actually read one? (Not me, of course. By the time I wrote my autobiography, I had actually read one book. Well, a pamphlet really. It was about VD, given to me by my doctor. But I read the whole thing! I didn't just skim it, as Cobb liked to claim.)

Anyway, I'd like to know how Sarah Palin can host a reality TV show even though she does not actually live in reality.