Setting the record straight

In light of the recent news that some English soccer player was caught screwing his teammate's wifeand that 12 years ago an American soccer player was booted off the national team for doing the same thing (different wife), I wanted to set the record straight on an Internet rumor that's been floating around for about 80 years:

It was NOT written into my contract with the Yankees that I had the right of first night with all the Yankee wives. Any, um, extracurricular activities that might or might not have happened were purely consensuous.