Lou Gehrig's Mom Can Suck It

Ha ha very funny, Lou Gehrig's mom. Making me believe that the German word for "taking pleasure in the misfortune of others" is "Fahrvergnügen" is fucking hilarious. Is that really how you want to play this? Because I'll get you back. I don't know how or where, but you'll get what's coming to you. In spades, hearts, AND clubs.

Readers, you'll be happy to know that this saga is over. The correct word for the attitude people are having toward Johnny Damon for his boneheaded move of turning down the Yankees contract offer and then settling for a lesser offer from Detroit is "Schadenfreude." Apparently, I could've Googled it all along. My bad. Sorry to put you all through this.

Meanwhile, Cobb is having a lot of Schadenfreude toward me right now, and it is unacceptable. Time to remind him that he's a douche who no one likes.